Kristen Orser

Chicago, IL, USA
Posted by Mike Klepfer on 2/5/2008

Shit man. Someone told me if you suck on a penny, it takes the smell of booze out of your mouth, so I tried it on my dad when I was about fifteen. I don't think it worked, but he didn't seem to mind.

I know it might conflict with stuff you're sending out, but update soon. I think when the rights revert back to you, you should put stuff up here. Of course, if it's a manuscript that gets accepted, you can make your sucker friends pay.

You should take this post as some meandering indication that I have no idea what your life is like. Miss Never Calls Back.

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